her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here

protect them all.
top 10 inconsequential tumblr pet peeves are those posts welcoming in new tumblr users from other websites that include a list of “rules”/“cultural norms” for being on tumblr that are framed as universal edicts, even though they very clearly just reflect the OP and their relatively insular social circles and not a broader ‘site culture’ whatsoever
I love when there’s a really bending heavy episode because you just KNOW Sokka is about to get the dumbest C plot
They stuck that boy in a hole for 22 minutes
I don’t want a direct sequel to the DnD movie
I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it

red panda
Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out
Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it’s just a coincidence
Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
HOLY FUCK
AMAZING JOB EVERYONE






